Believe Me

Golf is better than work.

But only for me, not that other guy…

He showed us his birth certificate but “MY” tax returns are private.

Because I’m a “REAL” ‘Murican.

There are “fine” people on both sides of the argument.

Unless they listen to “Fake News.”

He “knew what he was signing up for.”

I myself, found ways to not sign up.

“I’ll build a Great Wall.”

Between myself and reality.

My travel ban is not religious discrimination.

I’m just afraid of Muslims like the rest of my voters.

I do not sexually harass women, I just “grab’em by the pussy”.

I’m rich so it’s ok.

Let’s “Make America Great Again!”

Great at destroying the environment.

Great at defunding social programs.

Great at destroying education.

Great at pissing off the rest of the world.

Great at making the rich richer and the poor poorer.

Great at Hate!

I’m the Smartest! Believe Me!

My I.Q. is one of the highest! Believe Me!

I had the Biggest turnout! Believe Me!

I have the Greatest chemistry with ALL of the Leaders! Believe Me!

I build the Greatest walls! Believe Me!

I have the Greatest relationship with Blacks! Believe Me!

I will be Phenomenal to the women! Believe Me!

Believe Me!

Believe Me!

Believe Me!